The last “main benefit” sold me. Priorities
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
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HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL
BLEEEAAAAUGH
HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG
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wow demi really knows how to make people feel awkward when trying to be funny
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this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
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BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56 YEARS OLD.
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
I GET IT HAHAHAHA
